Corrupt a wish

How to play:

Make a wish. The next poster/player will grant your wish... THEN CORRUPT IT! Then make a wish of their own. The chain continues.

Example:
Aybrie: I wish for a pony!
Poster: Wish granted.. but the pony dies two days later!
I wish I could sleep!
Poster 2: Wish granted.. but you never wake up!
I wish I could blah blah blah.

Rules:
-You must start off by wish granted, but.
-Keep your wishing PG.. 13. c:

I wish I could get more done at one time.

Granted, but you get x10 more stuff that has to be done!

I wish I was a unicorn!

Granted, but you aren't a magical unicorn..

I wish time went by fasterrrrrr..